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title: bitches Excuse the use of profanities in this post. plox~ :D
I'm PRETTY sure every one knows about "ebil cunt who's bullying pretty, nice Mabel" at this point. Yeah. I think my name for her is self-explanatory. Well that was until this morning (which was like 30 mins ago) when I decided to check up on dear Mabel's (who hasnt cursed fugly wench out yet. admirably.) formspring (because I have no life in the morning), and well there was something in REALLY bad grammar and stupid CAPS so I decided to read. It said "holy shit you gots people that pitty you now just cause of what i sayd roflmaooo i pitty you too mabel cause none of thse people are really yo friendz GET A LIFE AND STOP CRYIN BOUT THIS ARTUR GUY HE WONT BE WIT YOU SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT!" So THIS is my response to that. (I just wanna be a grammar nazi and shoot down everything this broad said using logic~ :D) 1. Gots is not a word. Sorry illiterate dipshit. 2. Pity is spelled pity, unlike your pit. 3. "Sayd" is another word that seems to materialize out of you nonexistent brain. Its "said" u still illiterate dipshitty broad. 4. "Roflmaooo" is "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off off off" again proving to me your inability to spell. You obviously need to loose some pounds if you are laughing your ass off. 5. Again illiterate dipshit, its spelled P-I-T-Y. I believe I need another word to describe your dipshitty-ness. How about dweeb? 6. You spelled "these" wrong you dweeb. (Yeah I like how that sounds.) 7. "Yo" cannot be used to replace "your". "Yo" is an exclamation used to get someone's attention, not as a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective. Sorry moronic dweeb. 8. Sorry but "friendz" is spelled F-R-I-E-N-D-S. Just so you know. 9. You OBVIOUSLY need a period after the failure of your spelling you call "friendz." 10. CAPS are inappropriate in this conversation because you are having a civilized conversation with gracious Mabel. Oh wait, your a bitchy cunt that is HARASSING MY FRIEND. 11. You spell "crying" with a "G" at the end you uneducated douche. 12. "Bout" isn't a word moron. 13. You need an apostrophe in your failure of the English language. 14. How many times do you have to spell words wrong you scatterbrained spazz? Its WITH. W-I-T-H. 15. Oh I'm sorry, "fuck" is an unfitting word in this conversation. Oh wait, never mind since you just happen to be a uncouth piece of garbage that's so insignificant Mabel shouldn't even be bothering with you. Why she is even dealing with irrelevant ants like you is puzzling but mildly entertaining. By the way, your pussy comment was completely uncalled for. What? Do you expect her to respond to you immediately or something? Look who's talking you creepy jealous hypocrite. Your disgusting use of the female reproductive organ appalls me. I hope you don't use yours regularly. Now your name is "stupid, ebil, illiterate, moronic, dipshitty, cunt who's bullying pretty, nice Mabel" One more thing. I bet your ugly. I believe I'm done. ;D |
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