............kurukuru HEY!
"ella ella ella ey ey ey under mah umbrella HEY!"

just fun stuff

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HELLOOOOO SPRING BREAK~ (hehe imma little late)

Had fun yesterday with Amy, Annie, Nana, and Ruole (Nana's cuzin)~
Went to Sephora and watched Alice inh Wonderland.
Johnny Depp was sexy as usual. The girl playing Alice was...boring really. She looked rly sick in the beginning all pale and dark bags and all.
But when Amy and I were about to leave on the train she realized that she left her 30$ worth of makeup in the theater. She ended up not finding it. [such a waaaste of 30 bucks...]

anyways~ MY PLANS FOR SPRING BREAK
Monday - PARTAY AT THE BESTIE'S. cause his parents are nice and off in Pari~
Tuesday - Health Project Movie filming (?)
Wednesday - Bronx Zoo (?) with Vionna and Diana
Thursday - Out with the Salkies (?)
Friday - Bowling in Queens (?)
Saturday - Partying it LOUD
Sunday - I have a feeling this is Easter and I should go out to Central Park to wander and have a yummy picnic....
Monday/Tuesday - Sephora AGAIN with Amy. Cause we likes our makeup.

Most of this stuff isn't finalized which is why I'm spazzing a little but watevs. I get worried for no reason ALLLL the time.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO(tional), so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

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My promised cracktastical Naruto fanfic~ :D

You know those creepy fanfics where people hear "dirty noises" but they just end up being nothing? Yeeeeaahh.........
Beware!
:D

btw. main chara is Sakura. Just because.


Sakura was finishing up with her daily rounds. She'd already serenaded Hyuuga Neji at his window all night long (unknowing to her, Neji wasn't even home, and the outline behind his curtains had simply been a petrified Hiashi, thinking that she was the angry singing spirit of his deceased third wife), she'd sprinkled twelve garbage bags full of rose petals down on that hunk, Gaara, from her family's private helicopter (causing him to cough and wheeze and collapse beneath hundreds of large red allergy-induced boils. After twenty-six hours in plastic surgery, Gaara was told that his face would never be the same), and had even stopped by Shino's place to set his dog on fire (being that he was a weirdo, and weirdo's deserved to be PUNISHED... unknowing to Sakura, that had actually been Kiba's dog. Luckily, Akamaru was intelligent enough to jump into a conveniently placed bucket of water). Sakura was finally finished up, and ready to stop by the house of her beloved Sasuke.

Sasuke was usually Sakura's first stop every morning, but oddly enough, he hadn't been home earlier that day. She could have sworn that she'd heard someone moving about in his house, but as much as she pounded on his front door, strangely enough, no one had answered.

Now Sasuke typically lived all alone in a luxurious mansion, as mentioned in numerous Naruto fanfics...not that he was even the heir to the Uchiha clan - or lived in a mansion in the first place! Now, let's disregard Sasuke's tiny studio apartment revealed to us in episode 109, but say that perhaps after the Uchiha massacre, the dead bodies of his relatives had been stripped of their pocket change and handed down to Sasuke, being their last living non-evil relative and all. Sasuke in turn, took the money, and decided to buy himself a mansion, because he's just sooo materialistic. Oh, and he calls it "The Uchiha Mansion," because that just sounds so damn cool. Living by himself, in the isolated ghost town that had once been the Uchiha section of the village, Sasuke lurks the blood-stained streets on lonely nights, feasting on dead squirrels, and whatever other small woodland creatures he could come by. He regularly pauses in these quests to break down and cry. Yes...oh yes. Ahem, we shall most definitely go with that.

Anyway...

Sakura pounded her small fists furiously upon Sasuke's enormous front door. "Dear Sasuke-kun, where are yooouuuuu!" she cried. After a few moments of hysterical sobbing, Sakura noticed that Sasuke's garage door was wide open. Blinking in surprise, she walked inside, noticing yet another open door that led her into Sasuke's house.

That's when she heard the noises. Dirty noises.

"Oh, yes...yes..."

Sakura's eyes widened as she pressed her ear to the bathroom door. Was that Naruto's voice?

There was a tearing sound.

"Holy shit – what is that!" There was a gasp. "You have three of those things?"

"Come closer, dobe." It was Sasuke's voice.

"Oh Sasuke," Naruto moaned. "Oooohhhh, yesssss."

Sasuke grunted.

"Harder...HARDER! GIVIT-TO-ME-HARDER!" There was a loud thumping noise.

"I can't take it anymore!" Sakura screamed, bursting through the door.

The sight within shocked her.

Saskue and Naruto were...

They were-!

They were having SEX!

Sakura, quite stunned, decided to absorb Sasuke's naked appearance while she had the chance. His body was PERFECT! Everything seemed in order, except for his...penis...es...

Penises. Three, to be exact. They were each long and green, with a large glowing red bulb sitting on the tip.

Oh. And he some sort of mutant purple lizard-tail poking out of his ass-crack.

"AHHH!" Sakura shrieked.

The End

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Excuse the use of profanities in this post. plox~ :D
I'm PRETTY sure every one knows about "ebil cunt who's bullying pretty, nice Mabel" at this point.
Yeah. I think my name for her is self-explanatory.
Well that was until this morning (which was like 30 mins ago) when I decided to check up on dear Mabel's (who hasnt cursed fugly wench out yet. admirably.) formspring (because I have no life in the morning), and well there was something in REALLY bad grammar and stupid CAPS so I decided to read.

It said "holy shit you gots people that pitty you now just cause of what i sayd roflmaooo i pitty you too mabel cause none of thse people are really yo friendz GET A LIFE AND STOP CRYIN BOUT THIS ARTUR GUY HE WONT BE WIT YOU SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT!"

So THIS is my response to that. (I just wanna be a grammar nazi and shoot down everything this broad said using logic~ :D)

1. Gots is not a word. Sorry illiterate dipshit.
2. Pity is spelled pity, unlike your pit.
3. "Sayd" is another word that seems to materialize out of you nonexistent brain. Its "said" u still illiterate dipshitty broad.
4. "Roflmaooo" is "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off off off" again proving to me your inability to spell. You obviously need to loose some pounds if you are laughing your ass off.
5. Again illiterate dipshit, its spelled P-I-T-Y. I believe I need another word to describe your dipshitty-ness. How about dweeb?
6. You spelled "these" wrong you dweeb. (Yeah I like how that sounds.)
7. "Yo" cannot be used to replace "your". "Yo" is an exclamation used to get someone's attention, not as a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective. Sorry moronic dweeb.
8. Sorry but "friendz" is spelled F-R-I-E-N-D-S. Just so you know.
9. You OBVIOUSLY need a period after the failure of your spelling you call "friendz."
10. CAPS are inappropriate in this conversation because you are having a civilized conversation with gracious Mabel. Oh wait, your a bitchy cunt that is HARASSING MY FRIEND.
11. You spell "crying" with a "G" at the end you uneducated douche.
12. "Bout" isn't a word moron.
13. You need an apostrophe in your failure of the English language.
14. How many times do you have to spell words wrong you scatterbrained spazz? Its WITH. W-I-T-H.
15. Oh I'm sorry, "fuck" is an unfitting word in this conversation. Oh wait, never mind since you just happen to be a uncouth piece of garbage that's so insignificant Mabel shouldn't even be bothering with you. Why she is even dealing with irrelevant ants like you is puzzling but mildly entertaining.

By the way, your pussy comment was completely uncalled for. What? Do you expect her to respond to you immediately or something? Look who's talking you creepy jealous hypocrite.
Your disgusting use of the female reproductive organ appalls me. I hope you don't use yours regularly.

Now your name is "stupid, ebil, illiterate, moronic, dipshitty, cunt who's bullying pretty, nice Mabel"

One more thing. I bet your ugly.

I believe I'm done. ;D


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Today someone told me something that got me thinking. We were on the train and the train decided to stop on the station for a while and people were coming in. As asians came through (we were leaving school) that certain person asked me why I "couldn't be like the other asian girls" and I thought about it and I said what came to my mind (as I always do), "because I would hate myself."

Because I'm a complete compulsive worrywart about such things I kept thinking about it. Do people really expect me to be some (somewhat)annoying little asian girl while sacrificing what I enjoy doing (consisting mainly of cursing people out and being as loud as I possibly can) and what I am? Is being some nice little asian girl the only thing people want from me? Does being some overly self-reliant and crazily (to a slightly insane extent)...well crazy girl make me unattractive?

Yeah. I'm a questioning type of person.

But really all I cared about was being good enough for others to enjoy being around me.
So really. Am I good enough?
Really, I just don't get it.

I thought I shouldn't post this (because I seem like a total weakling) but I thought about it (for about 30mins). It might be nice to have some answers and it'll be...FUN! And you guys know how much I like fun~

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just a thought but...would i be forgiven if i were to post a incredibly CRACKINFESTED fanfic based on naruto?
please respond.
because its CRACKTASTICAL.

well...as cracktastical as i could make it at least.

ps. i've been getting back into naruto (for NO REASON) so more narutastical shtuff will be coming.
maybe.

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because imma PERFECTLY organized person

1. SSR (Social Science Research)
2. I.D. (Industrial Design)
3. Media (this ones a little iffy)
4. Architectural Engineering
5. Electromechanical Engineering
6. Aero(space Engineering)
7. Environmental Science
8. Law & Society
9. Civil Engineering
10. College Prep
11. Computer Science
12. Biological Sciences
13. Biomech Engineering
14. Chemistry
15. Mathematics

thats about it. the laast like SEVEN i dont even care about...
^^

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Smoked salmon is yummmmies <3

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Good morning everyone~ I just finished doing my hws teehee~ ^-^

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Bwahaha iPhone = supafuness~

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Mornings are ebil. Vewy ebil.

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