Where do you hide your dildos? ....and how many of them are there?

hmm...i wonder?~
i think my mom found them somewhere.
how many do u think i have?
not more than u i hope. u ho.

Is that like a gigantic penis growing out of your forehead? If its not, what would you do if it happened?

i hope there isnt a ginormous penis growing out of my forehead.
if there was i could be a unicorn! *o*
a sparkly unicorn.

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Why are you asian? What if you woke up one day and you were black?

why are YOU asian?
i'd sleep it off and hope i'll be asian tomorrow.
:]

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Would you rather be a walrus or a giant crab?

GIANT CRAB.
pincerrrs~

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Do you have a brother? ....would you have sex with him? what if you were forced to have sex with either him or your mom. who would you choose? ...redneck chongchong

yesh i have a brother.
hes ELEVEN. JUST started 6th grd. so NO.
i'd rather have some form of vague lesbian sex with my mom.
HOHO

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:D hi alysha. -from duck

hi duckie!
wat is it with people and their need to mess with my name?
D:

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CHONG CHONG -_- <-- i made you

well thats...nice.

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ITS CURLED.
again.
heeey sexyyy...riiiiight.
anyways!
i'm off to totos (flushing) to hang out with the jackie and the chris's (chrises, chris', i dunno what to call chris plural...)

:D

i curled the hair!

dont u love my sexy puppy-dog eyes~ <3
no not rly.
i have to leave in like........10 mins.

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Are you ready for TECHNICAL DRAWING? ^w^

YESH!

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CHING CHONG NIP NONG WONG

sooooo mature.

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i've been in this unfamiliar perfect mood after the mock chem regents.
like "i'm on a cloud" kind of perfect.
if u were like shinru u would know about what.
"creeper..."

OMGAWD I SAT BEHIND HIM.
OMGAWD HIS HAND BRUSHED ME.
OMGAWD OMGAWD OMGAWDS
is how i would like to NOT react.
but watevs. i'm human enough to get the unbelievably evil heart clench.
can i cry about how stupidly human i am now?

o and he has walcott. as well as basically EVERYONE in the room.
so sad.

i love how i know him but he has no idea who the creepy (i hope i didnt feel like one since i WAS staring into his back/neck/head SOOOO much) girl behind him was.
at least he heard my name.
then again, he seems like the type to forget unnecessary stuff. like the name of a girl he doesnt know.

crys.
again.

anyways...after my total creeper-fangirl-fest, the test was done and i left with cerris.
cause i had to wait for chris.
who was a slowpokeintheass.
LOL. a slow poke in the ass.
i wonder what that would feel like.
i'll ask chris sometime.
since he is one.

since SOMEONE got her fone taken away (but it MIRACULOUSLY reappeared later when she called chris...) and hoho was a latebutt, chris and i ended up wandering over to kinokuniya...
-__- total fail.

after like 20mins or so hoho shows up somewhere and chris decides to direct him towards the window we were standing at which took a good 5 minutes.
again. total. fail.

so we ended up watching LEGION which was pretty good if you dont count the absolute failure of an ending and the creepy grandma...
and thats why i hate old people.
smelly smelly things.

then we did what we're good at. WANDERING. which we did for quite a while.
then we decided that we were gonna walk to chris's place. which was pretty sexy.
very, pretty sexy.
especially the lobby.
i was tempted to jump into the water/pond thing but i prbly wouldve just landed face first. and that would just not be very nice.
but it was sexy. very sexy.

chris's place in on the TWENTYTHIRD floor. right in front of the elevators.
sexy right?
sexy is the only word i can think of to describe chris's apartment building. all the other words are WAY less fruity.

well...nothing rly happened at his place. a slight orgy, interweb messing with, and bothering chris while he was having his naps.
the keyboard distortion was fuuuuuun~

DONE.

PS THE ELEVATOR HAD A TV.
PPS OMGAWD HE TOUCHED ME.

dammit.

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What kind of music do you like ?

hmm...punk rock?
kpop & jpop pops up often too
:D

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ok, so Chase (the bank) is giving money to charities.
The catch is that you have to VOTE. I've already voted 3 times (only once each per organization).
I voted for CPAF (Center for the Pacific Asian Family), GLSEN (The Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network), and TWLOHA (To Write Love On Her Arms).

I'm pretty sure TWLOHA is currently #1 so I'm happy :D
but this is just the 1 million mark. After this will be 5 mill? Dunno.
ANYWAYS! VOTE DAMMIT.
I'm sick of people giving me crap about how I support gays and emos or whatever nonintellectuals spout these days.

PS. CPAF has videos up on youtube for our viewing pleasure.

CPAF International PSA: Celebrities "United Against Violence"


CPAF PSA: YouTube All-Stars "United Against Violence"


Kim Jong Il Loves Women (Pretty hilarious. Prbly cause I love Danny Cho)


There are also videos by people like Vanness Wu, Justin Chon, Bobby Choi, Far*East Movement, etc.

TWLOHA has their own channel consisting of just their regulatory videos.

I wish GLSEN had their own channel. Even a LGBT thing would be good ^^.

Anyways VOTE. I sound like those people during voting season -__-"
btw. Voting ends on Friday midnight EST

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hello my sexy lollipops. hows it goinnn~
yeah
anyways!
painting just got finished today!
sexy ueda baby (kat-tun) being all sexy and everything.
yeah...


its mah aim icon

ps. face book commenting with shinru is beautiful
Me: being tanned makes me think of skin cancer. which makes me think of hospitals. which makes me think of nice smelling alcohol. which makes me think of ALCOHOL. which makes me think about getting drunk. which makes me think of liver failure. which makes me think of dying. but then i think, i couldve gotten the same result after skin cancer. which makes me think i'm stupid. or i just like long explanations.

ps. when i think of long things i think penises. and sexy words like gargantuan. =D

pps. gargantuan makes me think about penises too. just a little tiny bit. so does the smiley....

ppps. after repeating "p" so many times, i think of pee. ;D


Shinru: .. OTL

i luv u too shinru

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i tried chubby bunny...(finally) after watching sowrongitsjason's vid for his collab channel.
u might remember him from my other blog where i gushed about his cutie-ness <3<3<3

heshocute~
him trying to say "chuuuubibunnieh"
kyaaaa~

i got 7 in mah face! XD
i decided to stop after my gag reflex kicked in D:

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yeah well, its the day before going BACK TO SCHOOL and i r pissed. like hellcat ready to jump ur ass in the middle of the street just to watch u cry about the rape later kind of pissed.
u know what, thats exactly what i'm gonna do to the ass that sent that stupid fucking email that started the entire fucking shitstorm. cause that kid just needs to be castrated. violently.

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sexy face after a fucked up new year party.
people were TOUCHING it. like they havent seen crazy hair in a while.
after about 2am i just went to my friends bed room, kicked out a couple, changed, used the sexy pc for a few minutes and went to sleep. *-*

lets hope 2010 will be SUPA SEXY. ;D

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