Where do you hide your dildos? ....and how many of them are there?

hmm...i wonder?~
i think my mom found them somewhere.
how many do u think i have?
not more than u i hope. u ho.

Is that like a gigantic penis growing out of your forehead? If its not, what would you do if it happened?

i hope there isnt a ginormous penis growing out of my forehead.
if there was i could be a unicorn! *o*
a sparkly unicorn.

Ask me anything