it seems like instead of going to florida i'm going to go skiing in the Alps this christmas
ewws to the extreme

i'm sorry but i dont like any active sports of any kind so all i will do is sleep and eat and take wonderful baths in the jacuzzi in the hotel.

and order room service no matter how expensive it is

well at least i dont have to go to Niagara Falls. how old is that? apparently i went once when i was a baby. well at least the minus ions at the falls was good for my skin. [fact - minus ions which are present in very fine amounts of water is very beneficial to skin and relaxation] is that why i'm so very out of there all the time? cause i was exposed to too many minus ions when i was a baby?

dammit i should sue

well too bad for my cuzins. they have to see the great grey expanse that is Niagara Falls. even if its good for you.

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