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hihi's :D Anyways...I just realized this is supposed to be an "intro". phailure-ness. NEways~, I'm FEMALE even tho some of my "friends" may deny that, I'm currently in high school trying my hardest to pass XD, i like many genres of things (ie. books, music, etc), I'm a fervent atheist who will combat people on their religious views if, and only if, they decide to say something about my apathetic nature towards their beliefs, I'm a no-nonsense type of person who will fight back at something I don't think is right, I tend to get into fights because I don't really know when to shut myself up, I don't enjoy love or anything close to platonic affection, I love all of my important people (even though some might not agree), and I'll probably love you if you read this useless blog of mine ;D You see how this intro went from flighty to semi-serious? Yeah, I'm bipolar and fucked up like that.

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February 2010
title: assTROLOGY
date: Monday, February 8, 2010
time:3:09 AM
ewwie. i did something weird.
u know those endlessly stupid astrology matcher things?
yeah. i did it.
cause i'm creepy.
T^T
like...hes an aries and i'm a (crazy) leo.
and apparently we're a very good match. (to the point where susan miller goes "yes yes yes". not too good of a response for me.)

I am Leo, My Lover *OMGCOUGH* is Aries

This relationship is a yes, yes, yes! You make a vivacious pair. Both of you are spirited, energetic, and enthusiastic fire signs with a fundamental understanding of one another. Your Leo lover has the same view of the world that you do -- vast, expansive, and ultimately your oyster.

This relationship is exciting, active, busy, passionate, noisy, glamorous, fun loving and flamboyantYAY!. It can be volatile too, since both you and your Aries have quite a temper XD. But somehow, you love the fights as much as everything else, probably because you have so much fun making up. Passions are strong in both of you; when you two get together, you light up the sky with fireworks! Pwetty~ Neither of you does anything halfway or without enthusiasm. You will have an ardent relationship but one of extremes.

Aries are ambitious, but Leos do not generally exert themselves unless conditions force them to do so. As a Leo, you expect things to fall into place. Your lover will marvel at this point of view. Lions and Lionesses say, "Why wouldn't I get what I want? Certainly I deserve it!" This is Leo's ego speaking. But realize that your Aries does not have this kind of strong self-image, nor the same expectations that his or her needs will magically be provided for by the Universe. Aries assume they have to struggle their way to the top. Winning, not how the game is played, is everything to them, and they are willing to put in a big effort, bashing their Rams' horns gleefully through the opposition and enjoying the spoils of their victories. Inside, however, Aries will wonder why you don't want to put in more of an effort -- an area to watch in your relationship. *COUGH*

You will admire your Aries' courage and ability to start new ventures in the face of adversity. There is nothing Aries won't take on if they feel impassioned, and they have a gift for motivating others to work hard on their behalf. They are terrible with details and so are you. pfft Hopefully you two can hire some help to do mundane things, like buy soap, toothpaste, or paper for the printer.

Your creativity will get high marks from Aries, as will your generosity and talent with entertaining, partying and networking. You'll never get grief from your Aries over too much socializing -- they despise staying home as much as much as you do. They don't have your penchant for the jet set or high living, and they would rather spend money on a new fax machine than dinner in a four-star restaurant. But when Aries run out of cash, they just figure out a way to make more, so it's unlikely you will have many disagreements about finances. Aries like to be self-employed, by the way, so don't try to talk yours into working for anyone else if he or she has just started a business.

You like to give orders, whether you realize it or not. This may give you trouble, for Aries don't allow anyone to dictate to them, least of all their lovers/mates. Independence is vital to Aries, so if you want to make one do something you have to make him or her think it was his or her idea in the first place. Aries may discover that they can actually control you if he or she lavishes you with compliments. I hear you protesting, but you have to admit it works! XP Aries can make you feel so warm and cozy that you'll let them have their way. Aries are very clever and as children learn quickly how to get their parents wrapped around their little fingers. Later in life, getting their lovers to succumb to their charms is a piece of cake.

In lovemaking*OMFGCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*, you will find your Aries lover is the perfect blend of wild abandonment and sweet tenderness. Both of you want to be the other's one-and-only, but for different reasons. As I said earlier, the Ram wants to win. Coming in second seems shoddy and not worth the challenge. For you, being number one is a matter of pride. You won't concede your crown to any other beast. It wouldn't be fitting. My best advice to you, Leo, is to keep your mouth shut about past lovers. Your Aries isn't going to take kindly to knowing someone else has already conquered you. You like to reminisce about past love and admiration -- it never leaves your memory -- but to tease your Aries lover with this information is playing with fire. As odd as it may seem, you will come across as "damaged goods," whether you are female or male. Aries wants to feel your love is pure and unmatched by anything you have ever felt before.

This relationship deserves a "10" so go for it, Leo!

i feel like i didnt have to include the last "lovemaking" part
T^T

i read the "how to seduce" part of the site but i wont be posting that on here for fear of total embarrassment. >////<
the word "lusty" is quite scary.


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title: formspring.me
date: Saturday, January 30, 2010
time:11:14 PM

Where do you hide your dildos? ....and how many of them are there?

hmm...i wonder?~
i think my mom found them somewhere.
how many do u think i have?
not more than u i hope. u ho.

Is that like a gigantic penis growing out of your forehead? If its not, what would you do if it happened?

i hope there isnt a ginormous penis growing out of my forehead.
if there was i could be a unicorn! *o*
a sparkly unicorn.

Ask me anything



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title: formspring.me
date:
time:11:11 PM

Why are you asian? What if you woke up one day and you were black?

why are YOU asian?
i'd sleep it off and hope i'll be asian tomorrow.
:]

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title: formspring.me
date:
time:11:08 PM

Would you rather be a walrus or a giant crab?

GIANT CRAB.
pincerrrs~

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title: formspring.me
date:
time:11:07 PM

Do you have a brother? ....would you have sex with him? what if you were forced to have sex with either him or your mom. who would you choose? ...redneck chongchong

yesh i have a brother.
hes ELEVEN. JUST started 6th grd. so NO.
i'd rather have some form of vague lesbian sex with my mom.
HOHO

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title: formspring.me
date:
time:10:29 PM

:D hi alysha. -from duck

hi duckie!
wat is it with people and their need to mess with my name?
D:

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title: formspring.me
date:
time:8:18 PM

CHONG CHONG -_- <-- i made you

well thats...nice.

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title: curls as per usual.
date:
time:9:52 AM
ITS CURLED.
again.
heeey sexyyy...riiiiight.
anyways!
i'm off to totos (flushing) to hang out with the jackie and the chris's (chrises, chris', i dunno what to call chris plural...)

:D

i curled the hair!

dont u love my sexy puppy-dog eyes~ <3
no not rly.
i have to leave in like........10 mins.


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title: formspring.me
date:
time:1:50 AM

Are you ready for TECHNICAL DRAWING? ^w^

YESH!

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title: formspring.me
date: Thursday, January 28, 2010
time:11:06 PM

CHING CHONG NIP NONG WONG

sooooo mature.

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title: teehee~
date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010
time:10:27 PM
i've been in this unfamiliar perfect mood after the mock chem regents.
like "i'm on a cloud" kind of perfect.
if u were like shinru u would know about what.
"creeper..."

OMGAWD I SAT BEHIND HIM.
OMGAWD HIS HAND BRUSHED ME.
OMGAWD OMGAWD OMGAWDS
is how i would like to NOT react.
but watevs. i'm human enough to get the unbelievably evil heart clench.
can i cry about how stupidly human i am now?

o and he has walcott. as well as basically EVERYONE in the room.
so sad.

i love how i know him but he has no idea who the creepy (i hope i didnt feel like one since i WAS staring into his back/neck/head SOOOO much) girl behind him was.
at least he heard my name.
then again, he seems like the type to forget unnecessary stuff. like the name of a girl he doesnt know.

crys.
again.

anyways...after my total creeper-fangirl-fest, the test was done and i left with cerris.
cause i had to wait for chris.
who was a slowpokeintheass.
LOL. a slow poke in the ass.
i wonder what that would feel like.
i'll ask chris sometime.
since he is one.

since SOMEONE got her fone taken away (but it MIRACULOUSLY reappeared later when she called chris...) and hoho was a latebutt, chris and i ended up wandering over to kinokuniya...
-__- total fail.

after like 20mins or so hoho shows up somewhere and chris decides to direct him towards the window we were standing at which took a good 5 minutes.
again. total. fail.

so we ended up watching LEGION which was pretty good if you dont count the absolute failure of an ending and the creepy grandma...
and thats why i hate old people.
smelly smelly things.

then we did what we're good at. WANDERING. which we did for quite a while.
then we decided that we were gonna walk to chris's place. which was pretty sexy.
very, pretty sexy.
especially the lobby.
i was tempted to jump into the water/pond thing but i prbly wouldve just landed face first. and that would just not be very nice.
but it was sexy. very sexy.

chris's place in on the TWENTYTHIRD floor. right in front of the elevators.
sexy right?
sexy is the only word i can think of to describe chris's apartment building. all the other words are WAY less fruity.

well...nothing rly happened at his place. a slight orgy, interweb messing with, and bothering chris while he was having his naps.
the keyboard distortion was fuuuuuun~

DONE.

PS THE ELEVATOR HAD A TV.
PPS OMGAWD HE TOUCHED ME.

dammit.


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title: formspring.me
date:
time:11:46 AM

What kind of music do you like ?

hmm...punk rock?
kpop & jpop pops up often too
:D

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title: VOTE
date: Wednesday, January 20, 2010
time:4:41 AM
ok, so Chase (the bank) is giving money to charities.
The catch is that you have to VOTE. I've already voted 3 times (only once each per organization).
I voted for CPAF (Center for the Pacific Asian Family), GLSEN (The Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network), and TWLOHA (To Write Love On Her Arms).

I'm pretty sure TWLOHA is currently #1 so I'm happy :D
but this is just the 1 million mark. After this will be 5 mill? Dunno.
ANYWAYS! VOTE DAMMIT.
I'm sick of people giving me crap about how I support gays and emos or whatever nonintellectuals spout these days.

PS. CPAF has videos up on youtube for our viewing pleasure.

CPAF International PSA: Celebrities "United Against Violence"


CPAF PSA: YouTube All-Stars "United Against Violence"


Kim Jong Il Loves Women (Pretty hilarious. Prbly cause I love Danny Cho)


There are also videos by people like Vanness Wu, Justin Chon, Bobby Choi, Far*East Movement, etc.

TWLOHA has their own channel consisting of just their regulatory videos.

I wish GLSEN had their own channel. Even a LGBT thing would be good ^^.

Anyways VOTE. I sound like those people during voting season -__-"
btw. Voting ends on Friday midnight EST


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title: paints
date: Monday, January 11, 2010
time:7:12 PM
hello my sexy lollipops. hows it goinnn~
yeah
anyways!
painting just got finished today!
sexy ueda baby (kat-tun) being all sexy and everything.
yeah...


its mah aim icon

ps. face book commenting with shinru is beautiful
Me: being tanned makes me think of skin cancer. which makes me think of hospitals. which makes me think of nice smelling alcohol. which makes me think of ALCOHOL. which makes me think about getting drunk. which makes me think of liver failure. which makes me think of dying. but then i think, i couldve gotten the same result after skin cancer. which makes me think i'm stupid. or i just like long explanations.

ps. when i think of long things i think penises. and sexy words like gargantuan. =D

pps. gargantuan makes me think about penises too. just a little tiny bit. so does the smiley....

ppps. after repeating "p" so many times, i think of pee. ;D


Shinru: .. OTL

i luv u too shinru


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title: chubeh bunneh
date: Thursday, January 7, 2010
time:1:05 AM
i tried chubby bunny...(finally) after watching sowrongitsjason's vid for his collab channel.
u might remember him from my other blog where i gushed about his cutie-ness <3<3<3

heshocute~
him trying to say "chuuuubibunnieh"
kyaaaa~

i got 7 in mah face! XD
i decided to stop after my gag reflex kicked in D:


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title: shitstorms
date: Sunday, January 3, 2010
time:11:08 PM
yeah well, its the day before going BACK TO SCHOOL and i r pissed. like hellcat ready to jump ur ass in the middle of the street just to watch u cry about the rape later kind of pissed.
u know what, thats exactly what i'm gonna do to the ass that sent that stupid fucking email that started the entire fucking shitstorm. cause that kid just needs to be castrated. violently.


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title: welcoming in the new year
date: Friday, January 1, 2010
time:3:01 PM


sexy face after a fucked up new year party.
people were TOUCHING it. like they havent seen crazy hair in a while.
after about 2am i just went to my friends bed room, kicked out a couple, changed, used the sexy pc for a few minutes and went to sleep. *-*

lets hope 2010 will be SUPA SEXY. ;D


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title: happy new years bitches <3
date: Thursday, December 31, 2009
time:8:13 PM
OMG ITS RESOLUTIONS TIME
sad.
The beautiful year that has been 2009 (no not really) is ending!

Well, my 10 resolutions for the next sexy year that is 2010!

1. Worry about school it IS gonna be junior year after all~
2. Get high SAT scores!
3. Improve my super fail Trig grades even tho it probably won't happen T^T
4. Tell Mr.Rudin that I don't actually want to do his shit for him again, prbly won't happen cause I'm so money hungry
5. Get myself into a good major preferably media but whatevs
6. Completely cut off this guy from my life not...HIM, the annoying one
7. Talk to HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED (not VOLDEMORT)
8. Stop bumping into HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED its just getting stupidly annoying now. I'M NOT LIVING IN A DAMNED SHOUJO MANGA.
9. Do my best to get into a class with HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED even if I don't wanna like him, I can still be friends?
10. Try my best to be a nice person the only catch is i won't be a "fake" nice cause that would just be...well stupid :D

HAPPY NEW YEARS MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES~ <3
SHINE FOR ME MY BEAUTIFUL LOLLIPOPS!


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title: scaryyyyy
date:
time:1:16 AM
i think i might have the scariest buddyinfo (AIM) evar.
really.
go! READ!


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